Total Medals Earned: 304 (From 72 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,085 Points
Medals Earned: 5/19 (85/430 points)
Sit through the long-ass intro.
Discover the backstory.
Dispense of the boy.
Dispense of the girl.
Win the game!
Get invited to the dance party!
Find the hidden game.
Bring out the fat man.
Encounter the (kinda) giant crab.
Make a new friend!
Find the Squigly Fish!
Slay the dragon without getting hurt!
Beat level one without getting hurt.
You'll know it when you see it!
Smash the car in 20 seconds or less.
Destroy 90 Penguins.
Bring at least three Eddies to battle!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/320 points)
Doom: Get the chainsaw.
Heretic: Turn an enemy into a chicken.
Doom: Find the secret Military Base level.
Heretic: Find the secret level.
Heretic: Beat the first episode.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the cleric.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the fighter.
Hexen: Beat the demo using the mage.
Doom: Complete the first episode of Doom.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (10/120 points)
You started the game and walked! (And watched the ad)
You just Leveled up!!
You Nearly completed the game!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (30/460 points)
Slay the giant slime.
Slay the tentacle beast.
Slay the sentinel.
Slay the giant robot.
Slay the Pokemanz.
Slay your undead god.
Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/60 (5/1,000 points)
Check out the credits page.
Save up 50,000 gold.
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Scan 25 foes.
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Get a time under 90 in the third minigame.
Get a time under 65 in the third minigame.
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Get 140 points in the first minigame.
Get 100 points in the first minigame.
Complete 10 sidequests.
Save up 10,000 gold.
Get a player up to level 10.
Get a player up to level 30.
Get 100 points in the second minigame.
Get 150 points in the second minigame.
Get a player up to level 20.
Get 130 points in the fifth minigame.
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Get 230 points in the fourth minigame.
Get 160 points in the fourth minigame.
Complete 20 sidequests.
Get 190 points in the fifth minigame.
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Scan 50 foes.
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Save up 250,000 gold.
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Complete all sidequests.
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Find all treasure chests in town.
Scan all foes.
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/355 points)
Collect your first coin
Died at least once
Kill at least one nerd
Complete the first level
Died 50 times
Kill 50 nerds
Collect 10000 coins
Died 100 times
Complete the game
Collect 50000 coins
Kill 100 nerds
Complete the game without a single death
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/90 points)
Why would you even bother clicking on it?
You've successfully gotten into the janitor's closet!
The credits are over, why are you still walking?
You've successfully started the fire to distract the principle!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (75/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (35/265 points)
Reach a score of 10,000
Achieve a perfect round
Lose on the first round
Reach a score of 25,000
Hit 2 birds with 1 shot
Complete the first 3 rounds without missing a shot
Reach a score of 100,000